Hi to everyone!

Polar bears rarely gt the chance to eat penguins, being on opposite poles--as I understand. But are you sure they wouldn't, given the chance? This penguin has heard a rumour about the snacking habits of polar bears, and he doesn't much like it.

I knew this would come in handy if I held onto it long enough.

*snorts* My personal fetishes are already weird enough. LOL Although, you've got me curious now! :twisted: I'm a kinky fucker. LOL Medical fetish, fisting, etc... (Okay, so fisting isn't *quite* that weird...) Hey! Why is there a penguin over here?

*snorts* My personal fetishes are already weird enough. LOL Although, you've got me curious now! :twisted: I'm a kinky fucker. LOL Medical fetish, fisting, etc... (Okay, so fisting isn't *quite* that weird...) Hey! Why is there a penguin over here? Penguin? What penguin? I see a coupl...no, wait, make that one penguin.

Bayou Bill 8) PS to all the all-powerful admins, mods and similar life-forms. There's some spam on the general board. That is all. bb

Spam nuked. ;) Oh, I found Jeremy! Fred! Quit humping Jeremy's leg!

Spam nuked. ;) Oh, I found Jeremy! Fred! Quit humping Jeremy's leg!Good work, Site Admin iasomie. Fred? Jeremy? Have I been introduced? Bayou Bill 8)

I believe that we have all overlooked one very sinister possibility. Are we missing anyone? Is csiem a were-editor? Are we condemned to hiding during the day behind mountains of slush piles if seduced by their force? Are the penguins just a cute diversion to weaken our resistance? Do they only post at night fearing the glare the brilliant sun? No, forget that, it’s England, fog and rain. Oh look my wife is here with my morning medication. She says the funny dreams will leave for a while. And the blanket is so nice and soft. And sure I’ll sign the power of attorney for the royalty cheques. I still think she’s a were-wife but who would believe me?

*feeds Mr. Naked more meds* Bill, meet Jeremy Irons, and Fred, one of our gay zombie penguins. Fred, Jeremy, meet our newest victim, Bill.

*feeds Mr. Naked more meds* Bill, meet Jeremy Irons, and Fred, one of our gay zombie penguins. Fred, Jeremy, meet our newest victim, Bill.Thanks, I think. Speaking of thinking, here I was, thinking that is, that the Author's Hangout at Literotica had some odd creatures. Bayou Bill 8)

Author's Hangout at Literotica had some odd creatures Probably the ones that ran screaming and shaking from here...

Author's Hangout at Literotica had some odd creatures Probably the ones that ran screaming and shaking from here...Or slithering and oozing, as the case may be. Bayou Bill 8)

I wondered where the other denizens went!

(buried in the basement) Who said that?!

(buried in the basement) Who said that?!It must have been Johnny, 'cause: Johnny's in the basement Mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement Thinking about the government Well, actually it was Charlize Theron, not the guvmint, but that's close enough. Bayou Bill 8)

Hey, excuse me! What about my suicidal penguin?

Hey, excuse me! What about my suicidal penguin?Is that pre or post suicidal? I'm told it does make a difference, at least to the penguin. Bayou Bill 8)

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