AAAAAHHHHH!! I'll never view poor little pengees in the same way again! Or was that were-penguins or polarguins or no, was it a were-benguin, no, were-pear, oooooo tomato soap! oh no that's right... *walks around pulling hair from head, giggling maniacally* :?
This is, after all, the Erotic Romance Writers Forum. Shouldn't it be a, Pulsating Penguin, or maybe a, Promiscuous Penguin?
Fellow members of AA (Alliterators Anonymous), the field is yours.
Bayou Bill 8)
Hi to everyone!
This invocation seems to have worked.
This is, after all, the Erotic Romance Writers Forum. Shouldn't it be a, Pulsating Penguin, or maybe a, Promiscuous Penguin?
Well, I personally draw the line at Pulsating Penguin Soup.
Many years ago I was advised never to eat any soup that pulsated, and it's a maxim I've always adhered to.
Well, I personally draw the line at Pulsating Penguin Soup.
But on sale at our cosmetic/adult toy section Pulsating Penguin Soap
But on sale at our cosmetic/adult toy section Pulsating Penguin Soap
Ah yes. Well that's a whole different matter...
But on sale at our cosmetic/adult toy section Pulsating Penguin Soap
Ah yes. Well that's a whole different matter...
Okay, it that floats in your soup, it's fine by me. Just one question, does it come with crackers?
Bayou Bill 8)
Just one question, does it come with crackers?
Come on, look around we're all crackers...
Just one question, does it come with crackers?
Come on, look around we're all crackers...
Saltine--thank you very much.
I missed this class in biology. If a cracker quacker eats a box of mad frogs do we have a good reason to hijack this thread further???
*Sigh*
You're missing the point.
If you have Penguin Soup (pulsating or regular) with Quackers, it's cannibalism. One way or another.
With the concept of suicidal cannibals, I think I've even scared myself...
...quackers.
Bayou Bill 8)