I NEEED a plot bunny

I NEEED a plot bunny
smut m/m set in Britain contemporary maybe a bit camp or ironic maybe involving a famous sportsman, movies star or... um preist. go!

Oh come on there's always the ugly American Sports star with all the obvious bad habits, who gets interviewed by the reserved Brittish Newman, who has not a clue why this idiot should be famouse and they falle for each other...

Have you done those guards in the red suits yet? The stoic ones? Are they the ones for Buckingham Palace? They only let in guys, right? Just imagine bending one of those guys over their big furry hats.

Ah, Em, I don't think the theme matters too much. But if we are going to stick to it, I guess it has to be cricket, doesn't it? Very British... Why not a British cricketer going overboard with a New Zealand player? I'd like that... 'Testing Times...'

How about two guys on opposite polo teams falling for each other during a match? They can ride around giving each other hot looks, and trying to establish who is going to be on top by their dominance on the field and how well they control the beast between their legs. :lol:

Hmmm. I like the 'international relations' ideas. But if I was going to mix sex and bearskin it would so not be by way of a hat.

Even if they were in the locker room getting ready to go on duty? I doubt they drive to work in those things, not without a sunroof.

Hmm, army, royal household, lots of specifics I would never be able to fake.

Mmmm...priest.... The Chruch sends a local priest to pro-*test*-('")/stop a movie that presents the church in a bad light (molesting priests, covering up molesting priests, women's rights, gay rights, insert scandal here) and the priest meets with the male lead from the movie--who happens to be gay.

The Chruch sends a local priest to pro-*test*-('")... (molesting priests, ) and the priest meets with the male lead from the movie--who happens to be gay. Now is the priest the molestor or molestee? Maybe they know each other. Lead is ex-seminary friend of priest, yadda yadda Not in my head. He's just a local priest stuck pro-*test*-('")ing a movie. He feels that pro-*test*-('")ing it will draw MORE attention to it, because, frankly, it's a crappy movie and the acting is bad as well as the plot. Oh but the Bishop thinks otherwise so this poor sap has to get out at the butt-crack of dawn in the cold drizzle to try to stop a crappy independent film. The male lead catches the morning news and thinks the priest is kind of hot. Intent on exposing some hypocracy, he heads down to the theatre. And approaches the priest just as the priest is telling someone else that the acting was mediocre at best. Needless to say, this aggrivated Actor Dude, but he still wants to get under that collar and invites the priest for a discussion about the movie over coffee--after all-- the priest MUST be cold by now. They have coffee and the priest thanks the Actor Dude for getting him out of a crap assignment. He makes a mental note to not piss off the bishop again. Actor Dude is taken back with the level of cynicism from the priest who starts ranting about the Vatican caring about a stupid movie instead of letting him get more time with hospice patients or orphans or something priestly. Actor Dude takes a bit offense at the phrase "stupid movie", but starts to gain a little respect for the priest. And so on until we get hot man smut.

And so on until we get hot man smut. Yep, beats mine, but thats why you get the money in the mail and I dont, yet....

I was thinking about the ugly american sports star--then I was trying to remember that movie about the famous movies star -- you knwo the one with the -- actors, are. I hate my memory.

Notting Hill? Hugh Grant owns a bookshop and falls for "the most famous film star in the world" (Julia Roberts)? Lots of British character actors? I think you should do Notting Hill. Just make Julia a man (actually not too difficult).

And so on until we get hot man smut. Yep, beats mine, but thats why you get the money in the mail and I dont, yet.... Nah, we're in the same boat. My titles haven't been released yet. *pouts about delays*

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