I will start my business next door--Grump and Bind. Lots of ropes, chains and a large complaints department.

veinglory: I will start my business next door--Grump and Bind. Lots of ropes, chains and a large complaints department. And who will be opening the sexy farmer's market in the same strip mall? You know, the one called \"Grope and Rind.\" *face palm* That's a groaner. LOL!

As James would say: Head V V V V V Desk

LOL!!! :lol: If you're dorky and you know it, make bad puns....

Hey, pad your own buns!

ROFL! Edit: Wait, I didn't hear you. Did you say fan the nuns?

Well, to be frank, the nuns are just too HAWT.

Giving this a bump since we've had an influx of new authors. The Secret Workshop is where the steamy stuff is, plus it's safe to post pre-pub stuff there. It's non-Googleable. If you want access, just PM an admin (myself, Em - veinglory, or Tav - tavaran (who's away atm) with an age statement. Must be over 18. :)

Yep, I'm giving this a bump again. We've had an influx of new people, so I wanted everyone to be aware that we have the Secret Workshop. It's a private (read: not publicly viewable) section where publication-sensitive and adult works and topics can be posted. Only requirement is 18 and over. PM an admin (myself, tavaran, or veinglory) with an age statement and we'll give you access. :)

Why not just sticky it? Oh, NM.

Just giving this a bump for the new folks. If you want access to the Secret Workshop (private area where the hot-*test*-('") stuff/pub-sensitive stuff is), then PM an admin with an age statement. Admins are: tavaran veinglory mychael_black

This isn't goiing to start a whole new string of puns is it?

Lord, I hope not. LOL

Strings of pearls would be fine, but puns? Very little sensation when playing with puns.