Hmmm ....you seem to know a lot about Sherlock Holmes, Em. Tiny little details like his opinion of raw fish ... It's not tweed at all, is it? It's a Holmes/Watson thing. Come on, where have you put them? Are they doing anything interesting? Do they like Johnny Depp? (But that doesn't explain all the kilts.)

I refuse to reply on the ground that is my inciminate me...

You people and your theories, really! Keep this up and I will have to spank you all.

I think we're getting to the bottom of it now, Vamp.

... and yes, I think getting some nice blonde English public schoolboys in here would be a wonderful idea. I'm *very* fond of those. Tall slim artistic ones. The sort who look like they sing in choirs. Over 16s, of course - nothing in any way dodgy. Maybe Sherlock Holmes would like some? I'm *sure* he's in here somewhere.

Oh, I know *exactly* what to do with them. I think we should get some, to help you remember. Em is very quiet, isn't she? I think she's run away, now we're on to her.

Come back, Em! It's all right! It's OK to have a Holmes/Watson thing! You can admit it! You're the one who outed everyone as penguins! It's not anything like as peculiar as unnatural lusts for Jeremy C and Brian! Practically everyone has had Holmes/Watson go through her head at some point. I know I have.

I almost write a Tonto/lone ranger for the torquere cowboy anth. Seriously. the bit where Tonto first finds him wounded in the desert...

Oh, and BTW ...too you all.

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No, that is my spanking tuna, everyone knows kippers are too small and break up too easily...

Ah - fish bondage. Of course. Is *that* what you want to do with Sherlock Holmes?