There is *no* distracting you is there All you have to do to find the answer is read some of my Sherlock-fic... You know vampires, duels, Watson, Irene Adler (cross dresser), Godfrey Norton oh and a very weird one where Holmes and watson are actually... well, that would spoil the surprise. but he is fictional, you know, fictional. We seemed to be going more with deifying than reifying.

Ow! ... er, I'm not actually into fish-based bondage, personally. And that's a *very* heavy spanking tuna you've got there. I think we should make it the Official Forum Spanking Tuna. Oh yes ... fictional. True. I'd forgotten that. So we can't worship him, or give him choirboys or anything. Shame. Fred and Bob would have loved him.

Some people act like he was real, they call it playing 'the Game'. ...I call them freaks who need to get a life ...but then I'm very judgemental that way ;)

You know if we have a spanking tuna the place is going to smell of fish again. I just got the last of the scales cleaned off Roger's shrine. Sigh. (PS *where* did you find that icon, Em? It's priceless!)

No, no - not at all. I couldn't agree with you more. Oh, Fred! Please *don't* do that. :sigh:

I was agreeing with Em. Hadn't noticed you there, Tav. Thanks for cleaning up Roger's shrine. The fish belong in the *basement*, everyone! (thinks: she said "spanking tuna" again. I will become obsessed. it's such a totally perfect pair of words. danger. writer with phrase-fetish ... it's so wonderful I don't really mind if they hit me with it.)

With the phrase? Or with the tuna? ;)

With the tuna, I meant. But don't take me too literally. Please!

Well I was all set to buy the train ticket to London but perhaps I'll take pity on you.

You're welcome any time. (thinks: luckily, last time I looked, all the trains to London were strictly NO LARGE SMELLY FISH)

Hey, that better be aimed at the tuna and not ME. *grumbles*

What, the invitation? ;)

Oh, go on then - what the Hell. Yes, everyone. Including the tuna, the penguins, all the lot. It *is* nearly Christmas. And my carpet needs cleaning soon anyway. Or we could just plan a seasonal party here. Some extra-special worship, perhaps? A few more gods for the empty antechambers??

I've dropped jeremy, it's totally Joseph fiennes now

I am working on some penguin cartoons to explain why but if I show them to you Tav may have to kill you.