Hang on ... let me get my head around this... Tav is trying to stop men getting together. Ummm. What?? You can't have him all for yourself. He loves someone else. It's quite obviously a very deep love and will not be denied. You can have him occasionally, if you're lucky and Jeremy hasn't worn him out. And you set up a religion with me because you *like* me. - Oh yes. That's what it was. True. Do you think Em has any gods or shoes or anything to worship, or is she just going to fill the place with extra penguins? And crumbs, by the look of it.

Look they are just two little penguins... Bob, put down that patent leather kitten heel right now... and really I don't intend to Fred, you're on fire, duck and roll!

*finds a niche and sets up a shrine to Maynard James Keenan and Johnny Depp* Okay. I'm happy. *hands Em a fire extinguisher*

*Someone* is very lucky that those kitten heels aren't mine. I *knew* Johnny Depp would end up here. Just knew it.

No Fred, we are not going to start venerating Jeremy Irons (at least not in public, hush).

Oh God - YES!!! Oh Yes we are!

Yes. If I'm a part of it, then the Fine Mr. Depp is too. :twisted:

:faints: :picks self up off floor: Johnny & Jeremy Irons. Together. I'd never thought of that one. :faints again:

OMG, I vote that Kay starts writing the scriptures...

*shudders* Oh. Now that's a pairing. *eyes Em* Why me? LOL I'm sure Fred has some input to add...

Shuddup fred

Poor tuxedo-ed birdie.

Can't we let him write some songs of worship or something?