Don't worry, I've found the perfect thing to chase away all those mad rabbits, killer penguins, and fish. Humpy the nymphomaniac hamster.

Hooray! A secret weapon! Well done, Tav. Quick - point him at the bunnies and let him go. Take cover!!!

What? Did the bunnies all get axed while I was busy? :shock: Why'd you all do that? I had them believing I was a cousin and was fattening them up for a big supper. Darn. I guess there's only penguins left. A hamster's only good for soup. :twisted:

Eeeek! No, they are very much *not* all dead. Just *hide*, Karen, *get down*!!! - hide and watch - quick!!!! ::whispers to Vamp:: I know ... re-animation would have been awful. But it was the only thing I could think of - just to make them back off, because it was all OK again. This plan is much better.

Um, apparently the penguins know something about creating zombies...

Really? And you don't happen to think those bunnies look in any way gay, do you? And *keep your head down*

I think we need to do a head count. I see 8 sundry actors 7 angry bunnies 5 rampant fangirls two fiction characters one zombie rabbit one humpy hamster and is that a partridge?

OUCH And two penguins, okay. Two dashing penguins. and a spanking tuna

You forgot the penguins again!!!!! ::organises gay zombie penguin march:: ::hands out placards::

just what we needed in here Penguins carrying big placards at groin height.

____________ | .................. | | We demand | | the right to | | be penguins | ____________ EDIT this stupid thing's supposed to be a placard. @#**!~@ formatting....

Fred, Bob ... look: we are in the middle of a difficult situation here. This is not the time for political action. I see you have turned the dead bunny into a zombie - but what about the other ones? They're still angry. (And is having a zombie rabbit a good idea? Is it as good an idea as having zombie penguins?)

The zombie rabbit has one of those ear scope things with the little lights. i think s/he may be looking for fresh brains