Such a pity. I'm enjoying Lucca and Gabriele, personally. Who gives a damn about the rabbits when a couple of vampire twins are playing with ropes and whips???
mychael_black- 02-24-2006
Good. Lucca's looking......hungry. :shock:
Tavaran- 02-24-2006
S'long as he leaves the bunnies alone.
kmfrontain- 02-24-2006
Knock. Knock. Wait. Door creaks.
"Hey. They're all preoccupied."
"Shh!"
"I'm quiet! I'm quiet!"
"Do you think they'll hear the vacuum?"
"Hell, no. Just run the big hose in from the truck."
"Oh. Right."
Plastic moving. Steps. Air whooshing.
Shloop!
"Got one!"
"You sure that was a bunny? Looked like a charred slipper to me?"
"Yeah. Might have been. Who knows what they do in here. Watch out for that tipsy vampire. What's he doing?"
"I don't wanna know."
Schloop!
Schloop!
"Shh! Shh! Dance man! Pretend you're invited!"
Squirming sounds of large overalls, rubber boots and plastic noises.
"Hsst! Don't let him play with the hose!"
"I'm trying! Shit! He's put his...!"
Schloop. Crash. Yowl.
"Fucking bunny came right out of nowhere! Did you see that?"
"Yeah. Saved his...well, you know."
"I know. I don't care. Let's boogie. And I mean move."
Schloop. Schoop.
"No! Not that one. The sleeping one stays."
"Well fuck! Help me yank its fat ass out of this fucking tube!"
Schloooo....plop.
"Does it still have a head?"
"Shit. How should I know? It's all hair anyway!"
"Are you sure it's a bunny? Maybe it's another slipper."
"Just throw it in a corner."
Schloop.
"What was that?"
"Another bunny."
"That wasn't a bunny."
"Yes, it was."
"That wasn't a bunny. Did you just suck up a penguin."
"No."
"You sucked up a penguin! Boss said no penguins! Fuck! Fuck! We're toast."
"Shit, man! I swear it looked like a bunny smoking a stogie."
"You are so fucking stupid! We gotta get back to the truck and dig for penguin!"
"Ah, come on! We just vacuumed mutant teenage ninja guppies in the last house! It's gonna be hell in there."
"Shut up and move!"
Step, step, step, creak, snick of shutting door.
../) /)..
.(*o*).
.C(")(") zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tavaran- 02-24-2006
Yeah!! The were-rabbit returns!
And it's official. We're all officially mad.
veinglory- 02-24-2006
( LOL ) I think I ruptured something...
Tavaran- 02-24-2006
I *thought* there seemed to be a lot of fluff in here.
veinglory- 02-24-2006
Someone just slipped a penguin under the door with a note that says 'some assembly may be required'.
mychael_black- 02-24-2006
Shit. I can see past the damn tears.
veinglory- 02-24-2006
kmfrontain- 02-24-2006
ROTFLMAO.
veinglory- 02-24-2006
Oh well,
I have a oenguin to reassemble.
Fennie- 02-24-2006
Gosh - what you miss when you just pop out for a few hours ... think I should have stayed here tonight.
Which penguin is it? How is he? (I mean, how is he apart from being totally flat.)
mychael_black- 02-24-2006
Lucca and Gabriele had nothing to do with it. They were..."occupied" with each other... :twisted:
veinglory- 02-24-2006
You know I can't tell them apart--that's why they are currently on strike.
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