Oh, tell that vampire to stop blowing in the air, will you? Or put something in his mouth.

Lucca promptly gives Gabriele's mouth something bigger to blow on. (Done.) Gabriele purrs.

Lucca growls; Gabriele purrs more. (And Lord, if we keep this up, we're gonna turn the Shrine into a damn orgy. ROFL)

Oh. Oh! My vidcam is stuck up some butt. Gotta go fetch it and film this cursing penguin on the ceiling. I think there's a market for that.

Someone move the furniture so I can climb up and get a closeup. No wait. I'll use this vampire's back. Ooh! Cold.

Oooh, a falsetto penguin.

Um, there's more of a market for *that*

I missed out a whole page of this somewhere along the line.... I was replying to the bit about the penguin on helium. Where did all those bazookas and video cameras and naked heaving bodies come from? :shock:

Sssssh .... she's much safer filming squeaky furious penguins. We could really get a reputation if she films *that*

Someone has to make a film about these penguins. We could start a cult. :D

And I was replying to the other bit .... Where did they come from? Oh, the usual little bit from everyone, you know ::whispers:: but Em makes it worse sometimes, you know. I mean, what sort of security officer fills a penguin with helium? and do you think Furious Squeaky Penguins could be a spin-off series?

::chuckles:: For gosh sakes don't go giving her any more ideas. We still haven't heard the last of the Hooded Kiwi....

Gay Zombie Helium-Addict Voyeuristic Penguins?

Gay Zombie Squeaky Helium-Addict Voyeuristic Furious Floating Penguins. Perfect. Of course, to make it "penguins" plural, we'd have to fill the other one with laughing gas, too