Of course. You may worship anything and anyone you wish. Within reason. I just came in to pray... Oh gods! Oh merciful gods! I have brought you these offerings. Please can you do something about the insomnia? Please? It's out of control at the moment. It is 4am in England (again) (but you know that, being gods.) and I need sleep! If you could arrange some sleep, I will bring you more voles in the morning. Thank you. ..... oooh. what's going on in that antechamber .....

::rustle:: :rustlerustlerustle thud:: Oh don't worry, it's just the boys fighting again. Em, are you sure it was only two penguins? Only the place looks a bit overrun this morning....

Two penguins and a cantelope, oh and Daniel Day-Lewis may be in there somewhere method acting...

::arrives with hammer and mouthful of nails:: I'm setting up an altar for David Tennant. Did you see him in Casanova? :swoons:: ::swallows nails::

Boy, it's staring to fill up in here, mind if i dig a sub-basement? The penguins want to put in a/c.

Oh, I don't think it's that bad yet, is it? We can get lots more in. But no, go ahead - just don't undermine the foundations. Are the penguins good at building? What's an a/c? Will I like it? There's also lots of space up there :points to minstrels' gallery: There are certainly a lot of wonderful men to worship in here now. I'm going to do some part-time of worship of Christopher Lee, but only as he looked in The Wicker Man. Would it offend anyone if I worshipped Brian Sewell, just now and again? Or is that just too off-putting for some people?

Eeep!

What? Brian Sewell?

::shudder:: Is it safe to come out yet?

Oh - OK. I won't do any of my regular adoration of Brian Sewell in here. I thought that might be a bit much for most people. Maybe just a tiny bit on alternate Thursdays. Yes, it's safe to come out now. Have you got those nails back up yet?

PS if it's a choice between these two, I know which one *I* would choose.... ;) OR

Ooooh - can you put that up somewhere? I have never claimed to be normal.

A/c=airconditioning. Given how little some of the guys are wearing thre might not like penguin temperatures--except Daniel Day-lewis who want to be in the sequel of march of the penguins. Oh, I think I found something down here. Hmmm, I think this might be Ally's.

He looks very nervous, doesn't he? I think he prefers Jeremy Irons. Why does he like Jeremy Irons, in fact? I mean, he's a penguin. I mean, the penguin is a penguin. I don't mean that Jeremy Irons is a penguin. Obviously. If Jeremy Irons were a penguin, that would explain more readily why another penguin was in here in order to worship him. Is he a penguin who believes himself to be a very beautiful and sexy (if slightly older) man trapped in a penguin's body? And that therefore he and Jeremy belong together? Or is he just so far from normal penguin-ness that he doesn't care that Jeremy Irons is not in fact another penguin? It's getting a bit chilly in here, isn't it? I think it would be best if you turned that a/c down a bit up here, and just kept it nice and cold in the basement. Where the penguins can go. Only not with Jeremy Irons, because I want him. Now.