Or, rather, his diminutive. Or shall I re-phrase *that*?

::snerk::

Er-herm. Yes. I think we need to get to back a higher spiritual plane, before someone comes in and starts filming Carry on up the Shrine. And I'm quite sure we don't want Sid James and Kenneth Williams in here. Even *I* don't want them. I don't. Really. No, I know I've got peculiar taste in men, but I don't. So ... I'm just doing a head-count of gods ... we have ... Roger & Dave Jeremy & Richard (Tav - are we supposed to be worshipping Richard, or is he just a sex-slave?) Maynard James Keenan Johnny Depp & Jeremy Irons (Johnny! Gosh ... very athletic. I'm, er, impressed) The Marbrol Man Brian Sewell (part time associate god, Thursday afternoons only) and David Tennant (very nice. can't worship him, but I'll appreciate him aesthetically) Oh, and some shoes. I've dumped Christopher Lee as Lord Summerisle because I've looked it up in the Book of Shadows, and it says you can't worship someone in only one of his incarnations. Not even with geraniums. Also, I thought it was a bit frivolous to adore him just for a hairstyle. If anyone has anyone to add at any point, there is still a bit of room down here, and lots of space in the gallery. Now I'm going to light some candles, and meditate on Jeremy C's divinity. Don't even think about it, Tav. Just don't. I'm on a higher plane.

::shouts:: You forgot the penguins!!! And can Richard be a demi-god? I think he might get cross if we make him lick Jeremy's boots ALL the time. You know, this sounds more like a house of ill repute than a shrine.... :roll:

No, I didn't count the penguins. I was doing a head count of gods. That's *gods*, not penguins. I don't think I *could* count the penguins, now. Are they breeding? How can they be breeding when they're gay penguins? Did that melon hatch? I agree totally - Richard will make the perfect demi-god. (It wasn't Jeremy's boots he was licking, by the way.) Do you think he might like a glamorous evening dress to celebrate his deification? I was thinking a one-shoulder black satin thing with feathers, sort of Servalan in Blake's 7 kind of style. Has anyone got any really high spiky shoes to offer up to Richard, because mine were a bit small for him? Well of *course* this shrine sounds like a house of ill repute. We invented it.

Gay zombie Penguinism is a godless cult, so no need to count Bob and Fred unless you want to check that there's still only two of them,

Is that a hint, Jeremy?

*falls off the chair* ROFLMFAO!

OMG where did you find that. I'm tempted to nick it and manip it so he's got a candle between his legs.... :D

Ah - because people kept forgetting the penguins, you mean? That does explain it, actually. Uniting your soul and your body in harmony probably does stop you forgetting the penguins. Are there *really* only two of them? I thought there were at least twenty-two. They seem to be everywhere. Um, Tav ... be careful with that candle.

Ooops, too late. ::sizzle:: :twisted:

I saw that. That was a very loose interpretation of "kiss it better." And put that small furry animal down. And those nail clippers. And will someone *please* clear up *all this fish*?

:shock: ::tiptoes very quietly to door:: ::opens door:: ::runs::

While veryone was out looking for tav i redecorated a little, you like plaid, right?

Eeeeeek! Well ... no, actually. The penguins don't happen to be as good at re-decorating as they are at digging out basements, do they?? But what have you done with all the Scotsmen? I mean, all that tartan must have come from somewhere. ::goes to check for kiltless men:: Warning: tomorrow is a Thursday. You know that there could be something going on in here that you won't like during the afternoon.