LOL

A wolf, rat, cat, panther, otter and racoon go into a bar. The bartender says, "So where's the duck?"

A wolf, rat, cat, panther, otter and racoon go into a bar, and the barman says, "Is this some sort of joke?"

A wolf, rat, cat, panther, otter and racoon go into a bar, and the barman says, "I think you're looking for Noah's place, second left after the bridge."

I see A heart Aflame has a proper new tagline. Very good. Catches the interest well.

Writing Exercise
If I were a vehicle I would be a brand, spankin' new Chevy, king cab four wheel drive truck. Royal blue, with chrome bumpers and wheels. Cushy bucket seats and a smooth ride. If I were a bird I would be a hummingbird. I could eat all the white sugar I wanted and still keep my figure and have the pleasure of wintering in Mexico. If I were plant I would be a wildflower. The brown-eyed susan. My bright yellow petals would sway and dance as the wind drifts over the prairies. If I were an article of clothing I would be a sturdy, well broken in, high topped pair of hiking boots so I could travel the lush forests of high mountain trails. If I were a musical instrument I would be be B.B. KING'S electric guitar. Need I say more? If I were an animal I would be a silver backed Grizzly bear. I would be king of the mountains. Everyone would admire me, but nobody would mess with me. Sage Burnett

I love your reason for being a humming bird and brown eyed Susans are some of my favorites. Kitkat

Writin exercise
KitKat, Brown eyed Susans are one of my favorite along with Indian paintbrush. Could you tell I like white sugar? lol Sage

Indian Paintbrush, my mother's favorite. LOL- and gorgeous. Southwestie fan, perhaps? *wink* Northerner, with dreams of Sedona. Kitkat

Writing exercise
Indain paintbrush grows in Montana in the Rocky Mountains. Don't usually see it down low. Sage

Stuff and nonsense, girl. What about 'openly gay, closet werewolf'? That made me sit up and take notice. :)

That was a truly great tag line - pure genius.